• Awkward Pineapple 

From Urban Dictionary: The "wish to interact with others but do not know...how to behave". At over 6% ABV this Hefeweizen will help . . . or hurt. Made, almost, to the Reinheitsgebot (kinda like almost pregnant, eh?) this recipe combines a traditional hefeweizen recipe with fresh pineapple and a smidge of citra hops to enhance to flavor and scent profile.

  • IPAwkward ®   

An IPA brewed with Chinook, Cascade, Centennial, Citra, Amarillo and Simco. Leaning a bit over 7%, could have you leaning if you drink too many. 

  • I2PAwkward

Like cold fusion we are still trying to make this work.  So far, it is our Unicorn. At some point we might have to make it our Narwhale, but stay tuned.

  • Awkward Chunkin

A light in color pumpkin beer loaded with chai spices and pumpkin pie.  This beer might make you PHAT but others drinking it will find you awkwardly attractive

  • Rye I'm Awkward

We have a Rye barrel from Woodinville Whiskey just getting ready to age something for the Fall.  Stay tuned. 

Our Beers


Awkward IS the New Awesome!